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42% Of Columbia University Seniors Would Give Up Oral Sex Before Cheese

Columbia University’s senior class, I’m disappointed in you. According to a submission to the Senior Wisdoms portion of one of the school papers, many of you chose cheese instead of one of the better kinds of sex.

The survey was in response to the paper’s most famous Senior Wisdoms question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?” The survey states that most of the students that said they would not give up “breakfast in bed” over an element of plain old breakfast suggested lactose intole

SEBASTIAN BACH - Setting The Standard For Craziness

This interview initiated with discussion of Sebastian’s sobriety, yet ‘Gun To A Knife Fight’ begins with the line, I drink like I’ve got something to prove. “And I fight like I’ve got nothing left to lose. Oh no, when I drink, I do drink like I’ve got something to prove,” cackles Bach. “What a great line that is, oh my God. You know, I think it’s time that I talk about some of the other people on the record that are not so well known. I collaborated with a lyricist named K.S. Anthony who is a friend of Minnie’s (Sebastian’s girlfriend). I was under a real deadline with this record, and I wanted to meet the deadline before CDs no longer exist."

Is This the Craziest Sex Debate Ever?

There’s a big debate going on between oral sex and cheese…seriously

If you had to choose between toe-curling foreplay and a creamy brie, which would you pick? This hilarious—and heated—debate sparked some fascinating research at Columbia University.



Columbia’s online edition of The Blue and White magazine has an annual tradition of interviewing graduating students for their Senior Wisdoms feature. Every year, they ask the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?” This year,
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